last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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