i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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