Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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