she was so not down for the gang bang
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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