Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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