I just threw up on my dentist
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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