You don't have asthma, your pregnant
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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