is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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