is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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