Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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