D3 body, D1 cock
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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