we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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