i just google imaged poop.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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