Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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