I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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