escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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