Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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