at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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