it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
