oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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