my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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