Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood