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• (769): View more from Mississippi

  she said she likes her vagina punished

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  being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working

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• (716): View more from New York

  That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.

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• (619): View more from California

  You in for a dick vacation?

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  YES, even though I have no idea what that means

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.

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