the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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