You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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