if you like me you must not know who I am
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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