Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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