brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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