i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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