can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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