dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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