My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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