That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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