at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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