I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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