I'd wear matching sweaters with you
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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