Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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