He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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