You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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