Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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