She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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