I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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