Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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