Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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