talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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