My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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