My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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