Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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