i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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