the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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