I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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