can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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