Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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