i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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