Is it normal to miss your booty call?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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