If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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